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It started out innocently enough. Scientists at a top-secret pillow research laboratory were tasked with creating "the ultimate kids pillow". It would be soft. It would be cute. It would render the possessor curiously giddy.
The scientists began dangerously experimenting, where they cross-pollinated throw pillows with baby blankets and leg stockings. They spliced DNA from old sweaters and abandoned teddy bears, and wrapped duvet innards with beanbag skins. They tried everything. And everything failed - horribly, magnificently.
For reasons that remain unmentioned, the ill-fated project and lab were quietly shut down. The Kreechers were banished to a subterranean vault. However, a handful of mischievous mutants escaped through an air vent and stowed away atop a passing camper van.
Today, they live among us. Searching for real kids who will look past their twisted exteriors and see them for what they were always meant to be: warm, fuzzy, lifelong friends.
Floyd Kreecher
What happens when you point an 8-gagillion terriblewatt gamma projector at a middle school lost-and-found box? Peace, love and freakiness, man. No wonder Floyd radiates personality.
Dimensions: 36 x 26 cm
The scientists began dangerously experimenting, where they cross-pollinated throw pillows with baby blankets and leg stockings. They spliced DNA from old sweaters and abandoned teddy bears, and wrapped duvet innards with beanbag skins. They tried everything. And everything failed - horribly, magnificently.
For reasons that remain unmentioned, the ill-fated project and lab were quietly shut down. The Kreechers were banished to a subterranean vault. However, a handful of mischievous mutants escaped through an air vent and stowed away atop a passing camper van.
Today, they live among us. Searching for real kids who will look past their twisted exteriors and see them for what they were always meant to be: warm, fuzzy, lifelong friends.
Floyd Kreecher
What happens when you point an 8-gagillion terriblewatt gamma projector at a middle school lost-and-found box? Peace, love and freakiness, man. No wonder Floyd radiates personality.
Dimensions: 36 x 26 cm
